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| 11:37am 12/07/2009 |
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Saturday, July 11, 2009 9:46 PM
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Hi. My golden ball fell into the water;
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bwahahaha. I broke the link so no one accidentally clicks on it. |
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| POISON ICICLE |
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| 08:18pm 08/07/2009 |
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Pat introduced me to this awesomeness aeons ago, and I now share it with you.
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| The Saga of Waco Williams |
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| 03:32am 23/06/2009 |
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I saw an old Maverick episode the other day, The Saga of Waco Williams.
Bret Maverick is following around a gunslinger named Waco Williams, a man of principle. Maverick, of course, despite his heart of gold, is a man of compromise where it benefits him.
A couple jerks accuse Maverick of cheating in a card game, and insist at gunpoint that he take his jacket off to show that he doesn't have any rigging for hidden cards up his sleeve. Maverick tries to talk them out of it, but they insist. Waco Williams comes up to the table and points a gun at them, at which point Maverick becomes nervous that his fat easy card game is going to be ruined and takes off his jacket "See boys? No rigging! Now let's get back to poker."
At this point, Waco Williams insists, as a man of principle (and much to Maverick's chagrin!) that the other men remove their coats too, and ends up sucker punching one of the players when they refuse, and beating the crap out of both of them for being jerks. When Maverick and Williams are about to be put in jail, Maverick asks Williams why he had to do what he did, everything would have been fine!
"Bully beat me up once when I was a kid. Made me eat dirt. Didn't much like it. Promised I'd never do it again."
Maverick replies:
"We all should eat dirt sometimes! It's good for us!"
The theme of the episode is that Waco Williams takes all kinds of action based on his principles that are contrary to his self interest and seem likely to get him killed, despite Maverick's pleading with him to be "rational."
At the end of the episode Waco Williams is a hero to the town, elected sheriff, and marries the prettiest girl in town. Maverick slinks out of town, befuddled, forgotten, and says to himself "Maybe I'm doing things wrong."
I feel for Maverick. I'm a dirt eater! |
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| TORNADO STRIKES....in dreams. |
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| 12:08pm 18/06/2009 |
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I dreamt last night that I was a resident student at William Paterson and a tornado struck. I narrowly avoided being sucked into oblivion and chose the right building out of three. Hunzicker Hall was annihilated as were one of the towers.
One student was horribly killed on a broken glass window! |
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| FOOSBALL |
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| 11:47am 12/06/2009 |
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I'm really warming up to Mark Sanchez. I'm starting to think this guy's a winner and it was worth it to trade up for him.
Rex Ryan gives the most entertaining press conferences in NY Jets history. He is definitely his father's son.
If Sanchez isn't the starter on opening day, I'm going to be pretty surprised. |
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| SHIPS |
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| 02:18pm 04/06/2009 |
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User created spaceship in spore that is apparently the head and torso of Shaggy from Scoobie Doo. That's my ship, the SPACE JUNK, in front.
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| WISDOM FROM THE PAST |
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| 12:59am 03/06/2009 |
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"There is only one drawback to the game of poker - you can lose." -Brett Maverick |
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| BRET, NOT BURT! |
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| 08:26pm 02/06/2009 |
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The old Maverick series with James Garner and Jack Kelly is pretty good. It's pretty edgy for the 1950's and still finds room for some good old fashioned 50's hokeyness! |
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| BREKKY |
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| 05:24am 02/06/2009 |
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Tuna and Green Tea for breakfast!
OISHII KATA DES! |
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| I Made a Kirin |
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| 09:04pm 31/05/2009 |
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My reward for getting some packing done was some quality time with spore!
It's a Kirin (Qilin). I suggest you load this noble creature into your copy of Spore! Remember, it's sinful to kill one, so just make peace with them in game!
I especially love the moustache. |
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| GOOD NEWS! |
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| 09:07am 29/05/2009 |
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North Korea has fired a sixth missile, and is now out of missiles.
"WE WILL MAKE RICE PUDDING OUT OF YOUR BONES." -Kim Jong Il |
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| JURASSIC PARK IS BACK ONLINE. |
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| 04:20pm 28/05/2009 |
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I got Spore online working thanks to help from a customer service rep. They misprinted a bunch of CD Keys on the booklets, evidently.
...and it didn't cost me as much as it is to repair my car!
BEHOLD: My spore creations. |
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| Why I Don't Play at the Taj Mahal anymore... |
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| 11:27am 28/05/2009 |
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...despite my love of Mughal India.
There was a shooting inside the Taj Mahal casino in Atlantic City on Wednesday afternoon. Emergency units responded to the casino just after 4:30 p.m. to remove a woman suffering from at least one gunshot wound. Witnesses said the assailant was man. Beyond that details are sketchy. The Taj Mahal is a Trump hotel and casino on Virginia Avenue along Boardwalk at the famous Steel Pier.WCBS-TV New York - 1 hour, 24 minutes ago. Link to article.
Borgata 4 life! No mystery goo on the poker chips, no stabbings, no shootings, no guys begging you for "5$ for their bus fare."
Last year a fight in the poker room continued outside the front door and someone was stabbed.
In another legendary Taj moment, a pizza delivered to the High Stakes area was stolen by a degenerate who ran out the front door with it. |
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| Spore is Awesome |
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| 09:25am 28/05/2009 |
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...despite the fact that the account system they use is totally borked and I can't use any internet features.
My creation, a small, green elephant with a tophat, butterfly wings, and a bow on its ass, is taking the galaxy by storm, economically. (I'm a Jew, dammit!)
I call my creation....SLIMEDOG MILLIONAIRE. All its vehicles are pimped cars with gold rims and covered in bling.
Screenshots will be incoming. |
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