A little gun humor for all my livejournal readers who are, like Tank Johnson, firearms enthusiasts.
Just to let you know where I stand on the AK-47 debate, it is the most successful assault rifle of all time and everyone who doesn't think so IS WRONG.
Also, Mosins are awesome and if I ever own a rifle I will own a Mosin.
I just saw The Happening and it was the worst thing I've seen in the movies since Deuces Wild and Master of Disguise, which are paradigms of awfulness.
Still, this is only the third worst movie I've ever seen at the movie theater.
1) Deuces Wild 2) Master of Disguise 3) The Happening
"This morning, ESPN2's "First Take" tackled one of society's age-old questions: Could one of the league's top kick returners make it from goal line to goal line if a hungry, 900-pound black bear was waiting at the 50-yard line? Apparently the show became obsessed with the topic when, for no apparent reason, major league baseball analyst Tim Kurkjian brought it up one morning in the studio.
"First Take" co-anchor Jay Crawford posed the question to Redskins return man Antwaan Randle El and noted bear expert Dr. Lynn Rogers, who was standing next to a 900-pound bruin named Ted E. Bear. Rogers explained that the bear would eventually catch and perhaps eat the glazed ham Randle El was carrying because of the animal's ability to run 30 mph. The good doctor thought Randle El might be able to juke the bear once but would never escape his stunning top-end speed. Rogers then began discussing the predatory habits of bears before Crawford steered back to firm ground.
"At some point you have to attack the bear," said Randle El, who thoroughly enjoyed the discussion. "You have to go right at him and then dodge him."
Later, Kurkjian joined the show, calling it the "worst moment of my career."
"It's impossible to say that an 800-pound bear is as nimble as a professional football player," said Kurkjian."
Someday I Can Win The World Series of Poker Razz Event?
11:02pm 20/05/2008
mood: exanimate
"When Forrest and Huck Seed were sharing a history of razz with me over Ted’s girlfriend Roxanna’s kitchen table in 2006, they both used the expression “back in the day” when talking about their cash-game experiences in razz. I asked Ted whether a new razz player had a chance of succeeding at the World Series and was surprised that he said yes. “Most of the good razz players are dead."
I went out in 18th place (out of 550 or so) in the FTOPS Razz event on Full Tilt Poker, my biggest tournament cash ever.
It would've been nice if it was higher, but I'm damned happy to finish that high!
Highlights included: - outlasting the man who wrote the razz strategy book I own. - Hangin' my balls out there when it was the correct choice and being rewarded for it. - Some imbecile heckling the professional player (Farzad Bonyadi)sitting at my table.
These two guys were yelling at each other at my table for about 10-15 minutes, and we got to this gem:
nolimitnation1: you pitiful dog ball licker zerocashout: you cant even make up an occupation zerocashout: this is great nolimitnation1: or should I say testicals nolimitnation1: since you went to stanford nolimitnation1: you may understand testical zerocashout: you cant even spell testicle zerocashout: omg zerocashout: loooooooooooooool
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