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09:11am 20/06/2008
 
mood: exanimate
A little gun humor for all my livejournal readers who are, like Tank Johnson, firearms enthusiasts.

Just to let you know where I stand on the AK-47 debate, it is the most successful assault rifle of all time and everyone who doesn't think so IS WRONG.

Also, Mosins are awesome and if I ever own a rifle I will own a Mosin.

Two gazillion murdering Finns can't be wrong!
 
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GRE Practice Test   
10:49pm 17/06/2008
 
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The GRE practice test has confirmed that I am in the 98th percentile for the verbal section and slightly better at math than a boiled turnip.

I hope that bodes well for a master's in social studies education!
 
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Monday Mornin' BLUES   
08:53am 16/06/2008
 
A nice blues song about a couple who owns firearms.
 
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THE SECRET IS MARK WAHLBERG IS THE LORAX   
12:29am 14/06/2008
 
mood: exanimate
I just saw The Happening and it was the worst thing I've seen in the movies since Deuces Wild and Master of Disguise, which are paradigms of awfulness.


Still, this is only the third worst movie I've ever seen at the movie theater.

1) Deuces Wild
2) Master of Disguise
3) The Happening

I'm still considering moving it up to #2.
 
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Donked Out of Two Tourneys Today   
11:08pm 09/06/2008
 
The bad luck fairy waved her magic wand at me during my tournies today. Thems are the breaks!

In honor of this, we will revisit Mike Matusow crying after a bad beat at the WSOP. (Approximately 1:45 on video).
 
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Razz Hand from MSOP #18   
09:12pm 09/06/2008
 
mood: exanimate
I played this hand pretty well. Saved for posterity!

NIIIIIICE.

Played this one well too, but had different result!
 
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roflcopter   
07:34pm 09/06/2008
 
mood: exanimate
QUESTION FROM BigSlick006J: since you best game is seven card stud would you say that razz would be the next logical game to cash in?

ANSWER FROM Alan Boston: Razz is retarded. Stud has every poker concept there is. It is what makes it the best game. Razz is for retards and cheats.

(meifumado = retard)
 
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THE BLUES GOT BROKEN!   
04:37pm 09/06/2008
 
Sometimes, the blues gets BROKEN.

That happened this morning with the Shotgun Blues.

So now you get the DEAD SHRIMP blues for Tuesday morning.
 
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lol drunkaments?   
09:25am 06/06/2008
 
mood: exanimate
hah!

Online player banned from Pokerstars after telling them he has a gambling problem.

I'd like to think it's a corporation feeling responsible for someone's welfare, but I'm sure it's just to cover their ass.
 
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Howlin' Wolf - How Many More Years   
02:26am 02/06/2008
 
In honor of the kickoff of Blues Mondays, Howlin' Wolf will explain to you WHAT THE BLUES IS.
 
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Sunday Night/Monday Morning Blues   
12:34am 02/06/2008
 
...to get you ready for the work week, and to expose you to the bluessssssss!

Week One is Big Bill Broonzy and Washboard Sam!
 
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Is it the Pork, son... or is it the beans?   
09:53pm 31/05/2008
 
mood: exanimate

New Weezer video is pretty awesome, even though Weezer is no longer awesome.

Also: Rivers Cuomo's new moustache is awesome.
 
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Razz Poker Nonsense! Do Not Click!   
04:58pm 31/05/2008
 
mood: exanimate
l0llerskates!
 
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MAN VERSUS BEAR   
10:44am 23/05/2008
 
mood: exanimate
"This morning, ESPN2's "First Take" tackled one of society's age-old questions: Could one of the league's top kick returners make it from goal line to goal line if a hungry, 900-pound black bear was waiting at the 50-yard line? Apparently the show became obsessed with the topic when, for no apparent reason, major league baseball analyst Tim Kurkjian brought it up one morning in the studio.

"First Take" co-anchor Jay Crawford posed the question to Redskins return man Antwaan Randle El and noted bear expert Dr. Lynn Rogers, who was standing next to a 900-pound bruin named Ted E. Bear. Rogers explained that the bear would eventually catch and perhaps eat the glazed ham Randle El was carrying because of the animal's ability to run 30 mph. The good doctor thought Randle El might be able to juke the bear once but would never escape his stunning top-end speed. Rogers then began discussing the predatory habits of bears before Crawford steered back to firm ground.

"At some point you have to attack the bear," said Randle El, who thoroughly enjoyed the discussion. "You have to go right at him and then dodge him."

Later, Kurkjian joined the show, calling it the "worst moment of my career."

"It's impossible to say that an 800-pound bear is as nimble as a professional football player," said Kurkjian."
 
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Someday I Can Win The World Series of Poker Razz Event?   
11:02pm 20/05/2008
 
mood: exanimate
"When Forrest and Huck Seed were sharing a history of razz with me over Ted’s girlfriend Roxanna’s kitchen table in 2006, they both used the expression “back in the day” when talking about their cash-game experiences in razz. I asked Ted whether a new razz player had a chance of succeeding at the World Series and was surprised that he said yes. “Most of the good razz players are dead."
 
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The Epic Battle Between Clowns and Thugs Continues!   
11:14am 19/05/2008
 
ONE DAY THERE WILL BE A RECKONING!!!!
 
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FTOPS Razz Tournament   
03:23am 16/05/2008
 
mood: exanimate
I went out in 18th place (out of 550 or so) in the FTOPS Razz event on Full Tilt Poker, my biggest tournament cash ever.

It would've been nice if it was higher, but I'm damned happy to finish that high!

Highlights included:
- outlasting the man who wrote the razz strategy book I own.
- Hangin' my balls out there when it was the correct choice and being rewarded for it.
- Some imbecile heckling the professional player (Farzad Bonyadi)sitting at my table.

Now.... I sleep.
 
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Great Moments in the FTOPS Razz Event   
10:05pm 15/05/2008
 
mood: exanimate
These two guys were yelling at each other at my table for about 10-15 minutes, and we got to this gem:

nolimitnation1: you pitiful dog ball licker
zerocashout: you cant even make up an occupation
zerocashout: this is great
nolimitnation1: or should I say testicals
nolimitnation1: since you went to stanford
nolimitnation1: you may understand testical
zerocashout: you cant even spell testicle
zerocashout: omg
zerocashout: loooooooooooooool
 
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To sleep, perchance to WIN - ay, there's the rub!   
01:15am 09/05/2008
 
mood: exanimate
Lost didn't record, and some dubious ruffian knocked me out of the razz tournament ten spots before the bubble.

Later, after some horrid losing affairs in Guitar Hero III multiplayer, I logged back on to the poker server.

The clouds parted and holy, golden beams of sunlight bore down on a heads up cash table occupied by my favorite Razz poker victim!

After recovering my entry fee from the tournament plus a little extra, I will happily pass into a NyQuil induced sleep!

"Poker is an evil game full of random pain." Andy Bloch, a nice Jewish boy from MIT.
 
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Media Sucker   
10:32pm 08/05/2008
 

mediasuck
Originally uploaded by meifumado
Note that Lost is scheduled to be recording "NOW" but it is not.

Two years ago, Mr. Gates, and I would've hurled this computer right out of my window.
 
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